Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Carol tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a gallon of soy sauce a piano a computer a watermelon a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a refrigerator a bowling ball a sofa a small child a photocopier

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