Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Carol tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a small child a gold ingot a watermelon a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gallon of soy sauce a priceless vase a computer a television a bicycle a barrel

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