Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Betty tripped over …

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a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a bicycle a refrigerator a small child a watermelon a bowling ball a gallon of soy sauce an anvil a gold ingot a television

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