Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Betty tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a computer a barrel a photocopier a piano a refrigerator a bowling ball a priceless vase a sofa a car tyre

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