Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Barbara tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a barrel a small child a refrigerator a car tyre a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a computer a bowling ball a gallon of soy sauce a priceless vase a photocopier

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