Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Barbara tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a gallon of soy sauce a gold ingot a small child a television an anvil a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a photocopier a piano a car tyre a computer

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