Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Virginia tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a car tyre a bowling ball a priceless vase a small child a refrigerator a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gold ingot a barrel a gallon of soy sauce a photocopier

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