Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Virginia tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an anvil a barrel a piano a small child a priceless vase a gallon of soy sauce a television a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gold ingot a bicycle

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