Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad trip
My
step-auntie
Wilhelmina
tripped over
an anvil
and
broke their
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
neck
left hand
right hand
pelvis
right foot
knee
elbow
arm
shin
nose
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.