Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Wilhelmina tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bowling ball a television a car tyre a bicycle a gallon of soy sauce a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a piano a small child a sofa an anvil

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