Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Wilhelmina tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a photocopier a gallon of soy sauce a small child a refrigerator a barrel a piano a watermelon a television a sofa

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