Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Victoria tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bowling ball a car tyre a gold ingot a refrigerator an anvil a watermelon a computer a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a barrel a gallon of soy sauce

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