Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Trudy tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a television a photocopier a watermelon a refrigerator a bicycle a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a priceless vase an anvil a gold ingot a sofa

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