Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Trudy tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bowling ball a gold ingot an anvil a priceless vase a computer a gallon of soy sauce a refrigerator a barrel a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a car tyre

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