Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Trudy tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a priceless vase a television a refrigerator a photocopier an anvil a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a watermelon a gold ingot a bowling ball a barrel

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