Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Trisha tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a watermelon a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a bicycle a piano a priceless vase a computer a photocopier a refrigerator a television a small child

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