Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Thelma tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a sofa a computer a gallon of soy sauce an anvil a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a photocopier a barrel a gold ingot a priceless vase a car tyre

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