Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Sylvia tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a sofa a barrel a gallon of soy sauce a gold ingot a piano an anvil a bowling ball a refrigerator a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a priceless vase

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