Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Lillian tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bowling ball a watermelon a car tyre a refrigerator a gallon of soy sauce a barrel a bicycle a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a sofa a gold ingot

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