Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Kitty tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a priceless vase a television a photocopier an anvil a barrel a bowling ball a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a refrigerator a car tyre a piano

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