Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Kitty tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an anvil a barrel a sofa a photocopier a television a gallon of soy sauce a gold ingot a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a bicycle a refrigerator

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