Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Jemima tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a television a priceless vase a photocopier a refrigerator a piano an anvil a computer a watermelon a gallon of soy sauce a small child

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