Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Imogen tripped over …

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a computer a gold ingot a small child a gallon of soy sauce a barrel a car tyre a refrigerator a photocopier a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a piano

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