Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Imogen tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a television a computer a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a small child a priceless vase a sofa a gold ingot a bicycle a gallon of soy sauce a watermelon

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