Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Imogen tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a television a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a computer a gold ingot a photocopier a gallon of soy sauce a refrigerator a watermelon a barrel a sofa

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