Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Hortense tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a small child a car tyre a sofa a barrel a photocopier an anvil a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gallon of soy sauce a priceless vase a gold ingot

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