Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Gwendolyn tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a small child a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a car tyre a gallon of soy sauce a refrigerator a bowling ball a computer a sofa an anvil a television

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