Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Gwendolyn tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a barrel a bicycle a television a refrigerator a piano a watermelon a bowling ball a gallon of soy sauce a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a photocopier

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