Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Gwendolyn tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a sofa a bicycle a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a refrigerator a barrel a piano a television a gallon of soy sauce a small child a computer

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