Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Fannie tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bowling ball a sofa a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a television a barrel a piano a photocopier a bicycle a gallon of soy sauce a priceless vase

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