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Bad trip
My
step-auntie
Fannie
tripped over
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a car tyre
a bowling ball
a computer
a gold ingot
a small child
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a television
a refrigerator
a gallon of soy sauce
a barrel
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