Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Elsa tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a car tyre a small child a bowling ball a gold ingot a watermelon a barrel a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes an anvil a bicycle a gallon of soy sauce

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