Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Delilah tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bicycle a barrel a photocopier a small child a piano a sofa a priceless vase a television a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a bowling ball

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