Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Delilah tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a gold ingot a photocopier a barrel a television a sofa a watermelon a bowling ball a refrigerator a computer a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes

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