Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Darla tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a car tyre a piano a photocopier a refrigerator a gallon of soy sauce a bowling ball a priceless vase a gold ingot a watermelon

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