Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Cecilia tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a television a gold ingot a watermelon a computer a priceless vase a piano a sofa a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gallon of soy sauce a bicycle

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