Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Cecilia tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a car tyre an anvil a television a bicycle a bowling ball a gallon of soy sauce a photocopier a small child a barrel a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes

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