Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Betsy tripped over …

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a bicycle a watermelon a photocopier a gallon of soy sauce a barrel a refrigerator a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gold ingot a small child a piano

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