Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Betsy tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a photocopier a piano a bicycle a barrel a sofa a small child a car tyre an anvil a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gallon of soy sauce

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