Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Agatha tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a gold ingot a sofa a barrel a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a priceless vase a gallon of soy sauce a bowling ball an anvil a bicycle a refrigerator

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