Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Adele tripped over …

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a refrigerator a watermelon a photocopier a sofa a priceless vase a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gallon of soy sauce a barrel a bowling ball a small child

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