Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Adele tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a photocopier a sofa a television a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a priceless vase a bicycle an anvil a car tyre a small child a computer

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