Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Emily tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a watermelon a gold ingot a bowling ball a bicycle a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a television a refrigerator a priceless vase a piano a sofa

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