Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Gertrude tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a gold ingot a sofa a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a bowling ball a photocopier a piano a small child a barrel a television a gallon of soy sauce

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