Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My step-auntie Gertrude tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a car tyre a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gold ingot a sofa a barrel a computer a gallon of soy sauce a bicycle a watermelon a television

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