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Bad trip
My
uncle
tripped over
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a photocopier
a bicycle
a priceless vase
a small child
a barrel
a piano
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a refrigerator
a sofa
a computer
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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