Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Elizabeth tripped over …

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a car tyre a gold ingot a gallon of soy sauce a bowling ball a watermelon an anvil a small child a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a television a refrigerator

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