Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Dorothy tripped over …

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a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a computer a gold ingot a gallon of soy sauce a refrigerator a bicycle a watermelon a priceless vase a bowling ball a television

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