Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Barbara tripped over …

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a gallon of soy sauce a photocopier a bowling ball a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a barrel a gold ingot a television an anvil a priceless vase a car tyre

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