Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Wilma tripped over …

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a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a small child a gold ingot a bowling ball a watermelon an anvil a priceless vase a gallon of soy sauce a computer a barrel

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