Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Wilhelmina tripped over …

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a gallon of soy sauce a priceless vase a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a barrel a small child a bowling ball a gold ingot a sofa a car tyre a piano

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