Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Victoria tripped over …

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a refrigerator a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a photocopier a piano a car tyre a gold ingot a watermelon an anvil a gallon of soy sauce a barrel

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