Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Sylvia tripped over …

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a gold ingot a photocopier a watermelon a television a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a piano a sofa a bowling ball a car tyre a gallon of soy sauce

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