Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Sylvia tripped over …

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a small child a gallon of soy sauce a gold ingot a barrel a bowling ball a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes an anvil a refrigerator a priceless vase a photocopier

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