Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Sybil tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a priceless vase a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a sofa a car tyre a computer a photocopier a gold ingot a bicycle a watermelon an anvil

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