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Bad trip
My
aunt
Gwendolyn
tripped over
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a piano
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a television
a bowling ball
a computer
a barrel
a small child
a priceless vase
an anvil
a car tyre
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