Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Gwendolyn tripped over …

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a refrigerator a car tyre a photocopier a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a computer a priceless vase a gallon of soy sauce a television a bicycle a watermelon

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