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Bad trip
My
aunt
Fannie
tripped over
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a priceless vase
a piano
a gold ingot
a bicycle
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a small child
a barrel
a television
an anvil
a computer
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