Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad trip
My
aunt
Bridget
tripped over
a gallon of soy sauce
and
horrifically bruised their
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
nose
kneecap
scalp
eyelid
toenail
fingernail
earlobe
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.