Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Bridget tripped over …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a watermelon a refrigerator a barrel a gold ingot a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a priceless vase a bowling ball a computer a car tyre a gallon of soy sauce

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