Sorry I'm late today

Bad trip

My aunt Agatha tripped over …

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a photocopier a gold ingot a computer a gallon of soy sauce a car tyre a watermelon a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a bicycle a barrel a refrigerator

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