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Bad food

My daughter ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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