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Bad food

My daughter ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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