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Bad food

My daughter ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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