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Bad food

My daughter ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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