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Bad food

My daughter ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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