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Bad food

My daughter ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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