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Bad food

My daughter ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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