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Bad food

My daughter ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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