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Bad food

My daughter ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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