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Bad food

My daughter ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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