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Bad food

My daughter ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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