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Bad food

My daughter ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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