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Bad food

My daughter ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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