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Bad food

My daughter ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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