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Bad food

My daughter ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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