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My daughter ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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