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Bad food

My daughter ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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