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Bad food

My daughter ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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