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Bad food

My daughter ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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