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Bad food

My daughter ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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