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Bad food

My daughter ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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