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Bad food

My daughter ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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