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Bad food

My daughter ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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