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Bad food

My daughter ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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