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Bad food

My daughter ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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