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Bad food

My daughter ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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