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Bad food

My daughter ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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