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Bad food

My daughter ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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