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Bad food

My daughter ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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