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Bad food

My daughter ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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