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Bad food

My daughter ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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