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Bad food

My daughter ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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