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Bad food

My daughter ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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