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Bad food

My daughter ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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