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Bad food

My daughter ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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