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Bad food

My daughter ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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