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Bad food

My daughter ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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