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Bad food

My daughter ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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