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Bad food

My daughter ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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