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Bad food

My daughter ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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