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Bad food

My daughter ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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