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Bad food

My daughter ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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