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Bad food

My daughter ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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