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Bad food

My daughter ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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