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Bad food

My daughter ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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