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Bad food

My daughter ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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