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Bad food

My daughter ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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