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Bad food

My daughter ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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