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Bad food

My daughter ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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