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Bad food

My daughter ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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