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Bad food

My daughter ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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