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Bad food

My daughter ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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