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Bad food

My daughter ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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