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Bad food

My daughter ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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