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Bad food

My daughter ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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