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Bad food

My daughter ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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