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Bad food

My daughter ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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