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My daughter ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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