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My daughter ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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