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My daughter ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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