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My daughter ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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