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Bad food

My daughter ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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